hahahaha, sudahlah, klik saja judulnya !
Pada suatu malam Jum’at Kliwon, seorang penjaga kuburan melihat ada seorang wanita sedang mainin HP di atas salah satu kuburan. Penjaga kuburanpun menegur:
“Mbak ngapain malam-malam gini mainin hape di atas kuburan?”
Si cewek menjawab “Iya pak, abis dibawah sinyalnya lemah…”
tentu saja kita butuh tidur,kan? tapi jangan sembarangan memilih waktu untuk tidur. Mari klik judul !
ini dia saat-saat dimana kita tidak boleh tidur
- sebelum shalat isya
- setelah shalat subuh
- antara shalat ashar dan magrib
- antara shalat subuh dan dhuhur
- saat mengendara motor
- saat mengerjakan ulangan
- saat makan
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- saat sedang berbicara dengan orang lain
- saat sedang menyopir
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- saat sedang mengantri
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- saat sedang menulis entri di blog.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
hahaha,ingat! jangan sampai tidur di waktu di atas ! haha
this entry will help you to find your failure in internet business. Click the title, man!
Here are top seven reasons why you fail in the internet business:
1. The company that you join is not reliable and credible
Make sure the company that you are working with is reliable and admitted by any credible institution such as BBB (Better Business Bureau) and US Chamber of Commerce. You don’t want to end up working with some junk companies that are in business for less than 5 years then disappear. It happens a lot in cyber space. People set up a fictive company with a killing web site, and then after they got your money, they just run away and disappear. So, my best advice for you is do an extensive research for the company before you decided to join their programs or network marketing
2. Then you scream “Hello ?!”, and nobody answering you in the cyber space !
Another problem occurred when you have chosen the right and perfect company to work with. You asked yourself what to do and where to start. Then you started by looking for several resources how to start your business smoothly. You bought some best seller book, went to marketing website that told you how to run the business, etc. Yet you still feel like don’t know where to start. You wanted to scream once again because you have done all the internet books are saying but seems like you are lost in cyber space.
Here, you started to realize that you need some real people to support you, not an auto-responder, not a machine! That’s why you need to find out how is the support’s system in the network marketing you are about to join. You have to find where the supports are coming from the experts from the industry and people are eager to help each other. You absolutely need a team that supports you, not only when you started the business, but as long as you stayed in the business!
3. Uplines is not motivated to help you
In network marketing, the commission system is really has a strong influence how the business grows. Find a system that will motivate our uplines to help us more. For example they will get a bigger percentage of commission when the downline goes deeper.
4. You don’t have a solid team!
When you found the team, go deeper! Try to find a solid team with a solid support. A team that can walk with you when you start doing the business, help you to convince your prospect, and pull your hand when your spirit is down. It seems not that important when you first start with a home business, because your eyes are blocked by how wonderful the program pays you, how fast you can be rich, etc. Believe me, the “Team” is important to help you success.
5. Nobody there to train you how to start the business
Find company that not only pays you well, but give you some training how to start the business! Other than a perfect company and good team support, you will need a step by step training that tells you how to do the business in nutshells. I know that you can get “How to” books or e-books anywhere in internet that shows you how to run an e-commerce, but how about training that are given by people that done the actual business with the company successfully? You surely need that! So, you can learn from people that are already expert with the products that the company sells!
6. Ok, you think that you’ll get rich soon without any work…
After all the support you got, you still fail in the business! Most people start the internet home business with the wrong mindset! That’s right, the mindset! They thought that after join the business, they’ll get rich instantly. Boom! In just couple days, weeks, or months! No! The internet only helps you to work more efficiently and effectively, the rest of it depends on you! You need to work and do the real job, only this time you don’t need to drive. You can do it from the comfort of your home.
7. Lack of Consistency and Persistency
Ok, ok, now what? You might think that you have done everything, but you still failed in this business. The next one is Consistency and Persistency. Yup, you need that. If you are sure you did all the above points, you need to be consistence and persistence in doing this business. This actually is much related with one’s mindset when he/she started the business. If you think you’ll get rich soon, you won’t stay long after you found out that you haven’t earned a penny. But if you know that you have to work for the business and never stop to learn the internet marketing, with the right programs and companies, you will get a fortune from the cyber space like those young and rich internet youngsters.
"Fuck", kata yang gokilnya ga karuan. darimana asalnya ? klik judul !
Bagi yang belum mengerti, Fuck adalah sebuah kata yang (mungkin) sangat sering kita dengarkan, dengan konotasi yang sedikit negatif. Sering dijumpai terutama pada film-film dewasa. Berikut pernyataan sekaligus arti dari kata Fuck:
“In Ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. When people want to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations. The plaque read “Fornication Under Consent of The King” (F.U.C.K) This is the origin of the world.”
ga ngerti bos? admin kasi terjemahannya:
“Jaman dahulu kala di Negara Inggris, penduduknya tidah boleh melakukan hubungan seksual tanpa ijin dari sang Raja. Saat mereka ingin memiliki anak, mereka harus mengajukan ijin kepada pihak kerajaan. Setelah itu pihak kerajaan akan memberikan “Tanda / Kartu” untuk digantung di pintu pasangan tersebut selama mereka berhubungan. Tanda tersebut bertuliskan “Hubungan intim telah mendapatkan ijin dari raja”, atau dalam bahasa mereka ditulis dengan “Fornication Under Consent of The King” (F.U.C.K)
berhubung admin lagi batuk, makanya postingannya juga tentang batuk. Tapi ini batuk terkeren yang pernah admin baca. Klik judul!
Napoléon Bonaparte, saat berperang di Timur Tengah tahun 1799 bermaksud akan melepaskan 1200 tentara Turki yang berhasil ditawan Perancis, ketika Perancis berhasil merebut Jaffa.
Namun saat itu Napoléon sedang terserang influenza. Dari sinilah kejadian tragis ini bermula.
Saat menginspeksi pasukan, Napoléon terserang batuk berat, ia mengatakan "Ma sacre toux" ("Batuk sialan").
Perwira pendamping Napoléon merasa sang jenderal mengatakan "Massacrez Tous" ("Bunuh Semua").
Akibatnya, seluruh 1200 orang tawanan Turki itu dibunuh.Hanya karena batuk sang jenderal..
Sedih juga rasanya liat teman-teman pada galau semua, sekarang ini tips untuk para galauers semua agar galaunya hilang ! Klik judul !
Lagi dan lagi, saya bermaksud untuk membantu anda-anda sekalian menghadapi penyakit harian anak ABG, bapak-bapak, ibu- ibu, nenek-nenek, kakek-kakek, “GALAU” huahuahua. #THH
KARENA penyebab galau setiap insan manusia itu berbeda-beda, dengan tingkatan atau level yang berbeda seperti galau karena cinta, pelajaran, pekerjaan, keluarga, keuangan, dan lain-lain, jadi tips nya agak sedikit Random.
Inilah beberapa tips yang telah saya rangkum mulai dari cara paling ringan, sampai cara paling dashyaat, darI pengalaman teman, rekan, kerabat maupun pribadi #hoax
Berdoa lah kepada Tuhan anda masing”, berdoalah agar galau anda hilang seketika #tergantungkeimanan
Tidur. Zzzzz.
Makan.
Minum jus.
Puasa. ???
Mandi. Badan bersih, kepala dingin, galau pun berkurang.
Main game.
Baca komik, jangan yang berat-berat, cukup yang satu kasta dengan Doraemon.
Foto-foto trus di upload.
Masak Indomi, supaya apa? Supaya ada kegiatan merebus air.
Main jejaring social. faceBook , Twitter, Friendster, miRc #muntah
SMS-an. Hati- hati, terkadang malah SMSan lah menjadi penyebab kegalauan
Dengarin lagu. Ini juga, terkandang menjadi penyebab kegalauan.
Belajar #cakapkotor , nah ini juga factor popular orang galau karena kesulitan belajar.
Kerjakan PR.
Jalan-jalan, menggembel pun jadi tapi jangan sampe gk pulang.
Nangis.
Teriak-teriak.
Koro-koro (karaoke)
Nonton DVD bajakan, youtube, atau DVD pinjamam.
Hack Email orang.
Cakap kotor sampe puas #jangan
Blogging.
Menggosip, sharing sama saudara, orang tua, teman, sahabat, pacar atau selingkuhan.
Begadang.
Ikut wirid (pengajian mamak-mamak) #tahapa
Hadapi sumber ke galau-an anda, cari jalan tengah untuk menghadapinya. #sokbijak
Cari kambing hitam untuk melampiaskan ke galau-an anda
Hantukan kepala anda sampai berdarah, jadi kegalauan anda akan berkurang karena perhatian anda akan beralih pada darah yang kluar dari kepala anda.
Pukuli orang-orang di sekitar.
Botakin Kepala.
Ngesot di kampus / sekolah anda.
Nari-nari di depan kelas waktu pelajaran JAVA. Heeh?
Minggat dari rumah. #kokjadigini
Bakaar rumah orang #dilarangkeras
Buat surat wasiat.
Pesan batu nisan, lalu..
Bunuh diri… #hening #rapuh #berdosa
Jangan salahkan jika ada yang mati setelah baca Blog ini.
Wassalam.
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